Post by bubba on Jun 19, 2014 20:18:37 GMT -5
Bubba waltzes out into the middle of Boston Townsquare with a musket and fires 60 shots into the air bustin out some of the windows in a church nearby on accident elicitin a quick "oh shit" from Bubba. Pausin he shimmy's up the side of the church and stands up on the steeple looking out at the gathering crowd.
"How ya'll doin? Its amazin to be in Boston today and I just want to say that Paul Revere is a fine man, I want to ride him with questions like he rode his horse through Boston, but i will say this. I am runnin to be chair of the republican party not because i want to be a king george like some in the party *cough* Terrus *cough* but because i care for the people of this country. And I give a damn about everyones wellbeing, and that doesnt come from creating a republican lite a party that is merely a reflection of the federalists and their tyrannical policies to expand the reach of government like a man fisting a turkey on thanksgiving day for mealtime. Its time we get real in America and thats why im runnin for chair of the Republican Party. I thank ya'll for comin."
