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Post by generalgoose on Jun 4, 2014 18:08:58 GMT -5
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 4, 2014 19:18:56 GMT -5
With the talk of such grand issues as tariff rates and the general direction and attitude of our foreign policy arresting the imagination of my new colleagues in this Congress, I felt somewhat disturbed by my initial agitation to address the issue of a Congressional Library. The establishment of one is of extreme importance, I know this in my soul and in my mind, and while I do not delude myself into putting it on the same moral or practical standing of the other issues my colleagues have seen fit to personally pursue, I cannot deny to myself the importance of well-informed and well-advised legislators, of the debates and deliberations of the Congress being transcribed and released for public scrutiny and examination, and of Congress taking a role in steering our new nation onto the path of scientific liberation and educational advancement. The bill does more than assist the fine men of Congress in obtaining information and knowledge necessary to fully satiating the trust of their constituents, but will ensure we become a leader in fine arts and learning.
The truth remains, and it is a truth I cannot ignore. It is far from a glamorous issue. It is unlikely to arrest either the public imagination or the admiration of my contemporaries. I have accepted my role in history, however. I will be an administrator, the one who provides the small building blocks that make the achievements of greater men both possible and lasting. To draw too much attention to myself as a political legend would risk too much in my personal life. I have secrets, O Journal, ones I shall not share with you, in fear this tome escapes my possession.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 5, 2014 11:43:10 GMT -5
I hope the public found my views on what patriotism in a new state entails to be thought-provoking and informative, although I imagine most stopped reading halfway through - I have never been the best writer, and probably made more grammatical errors than there are slaves in Virginia. Still, for future reference, I have included a draft below:
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 5, 2014 12:22:55 GMT -5
I pity you, O Journal, for you shall never know the potent kick and velvet flow of a good alcoholic beverage.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 5, 2014 13:24:56 GMT -5
Congressman Jay's obsession with congressional intoxication is a petty, trivial matter not worth the cost of the paper it is printed on, especially when far more pressing issues challenge us. In protest, I will attend every debate on every bill he sponsors drunk. This puritan attitude is not something I want engrained in law from the outset.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 10:33:54 GMT -5
Mr. Gordon Battle Hughes, a good friend with a middle name that is most pleasing, has proposed a common-sense bill that will allow the use of state militias to repel violent attacks. Congressman Terrus, one of those irritatingly smart men that subscribe to an irritatingly stupid ideology, has tried to undermine it by restricting its provisions to the Seminole invasion. If need be, I will speak against it, but I find debate on the House floor a waste of time that could be better spent fornicating and drinking.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 11:35:51 GMT -5
Coffee is one of the greatest innovations of the modern era - I, like Benjamin Franklin, frequent coffee shops to an extent that I have requested some of my mail be addressed there, so intense is my patronage. 70 beans and twelve cubes of sugar per cup. An expensive habit, but I am an expensive person.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 11:38:03 GMT -5
Their society lacks the refinements and advances necessary to be deemed even a minor or infant civilisation, but I cannot help feel that purely military methods will be the best response to the barbarity of the Seminole attacks. We must respond to this with a loaded musket yet a outstretched hand, willing to make peace if they are, but willing to kill every aggressor if they do not.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 11:39:13 GMT -5
Hughes has, in a moment of ill-judged political expediency, accepted the Terrus amendment as friendly. Too intoxicated to object.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 11:42:43 GMT -5
The Key amendments to the Bill of Rights are fine ideas - will be proposing my own amendment, preventing states from infringing on the rights the federal government cannot infringe.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 11:43:55 GMT -5
The Terrus amendment, allowing secession, may destroy our national experiment. Its defeat is vital.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 12:08:16 GMT -5
The House rules, time limits, and the like, confuse and frustrate me. It is either strict and observant compliance with them, or continuation of alcohol and caffeine intake. It is an easy choice.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 7, 2014 13:14:54 GMT -5
Accidentally proposed a duplicative amendment - the language I proposed that "enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people" was already in the proposed bill of rights, just in a different section to the one I wanted to add it to. Will claim I felt that it should be included with the main body of work, for practical and aesthetic reasons.
Real reason is that I'm very intoxicated at this juncture.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 9, 2014 10:43:23 GMT -5
Making a whole department solely for administrative reasons, as Mr Terrus proposes, seems a waste of finite resources.
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Post by generalgoose on Jun 10, 2014 8:35:07 GMT -5
Just finished productive tariff talks with Terrus. Hopefully have ironed out a good compromise.
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